Jul 19 2008
Libertarianism and Cowboy Diplomacy, Part 2
I’ve written it before, and I will never tire of repeating it. Despite what the vast majority of humans believe, guns don’t solve problems; no problem has ever been solved with a gun.
You can shut someone up with a gun… until you turn your back. You can shoot a person preemptively, but that person’s friends will get you. You can shoot a person and all of that person’s friends, but someone else is going to hear about your killing spree and come after you. A cowboy diplomat really can’t even trust his own friends, because he knows that they’re likely to turn on him for a larger stake in the claim. About the only way, cowboy diplomacy works is if you kill everyone in a 500-mile radius, so you don’t have to worry about anyone rustling your cattle. Of course, now they have helicopters and tanks and ICBMs that can travel a lot farther than 500 miles, so the humble cowboy diplomat is screwed unless he kills everyone else but himself. “‘Cause a cow poke just can’t trust nobody no more no how, no sir!”
Aside from the fact that murder of even one person is unconscionably wrong, there is only one other problem with the Final Solution of Cowboy Diplomacy: the cowboy has no one to herd cattle for anymore, except himself. Perhaps, that is the Libertarians true goal: to live in a world without neighbors, to relive Cain’s folly.
One of the best American Westerns is The Man Who Shot Liberty Vallance. It’s Jimmy Stewart and John Wayne’s first of three pictures together. Jimmy Stewart plays a bookish, pacifistic, yella-bellied lawyer whose mission is to bring law and justice to the frontier. John Wayne’s character is a tough old cowhand who knows how to handle a gun. The two men dislike each other on sight, and the tension between them increases when J.S. steals J.W.’s girl. Oooh! Drama! Anyhow, Wayne’s role diminishes as the film progresses, and Stewart’s liberal integrity receives the accolades of the community as he attracts the attention of Liberty Valance, a really bad hombre. It becomes clear that Liberty has to die if Justice is going to take a permanent hold in the West. Not that it’s very subtle, but the death of Liberty Valance symbolizes the end of the Old West. I don’t want to spoil the film for anyone who hasn’t seen it, but a question remains.
Who really shot Liberty Vallance? It wasn’t George Bush… I mean, Ron Paul… I mean, Fred Thompson… I mean, John McCain… Sorry, I mean, Jimmy Stewart. (I don’t know what got into me!) It wasn’t John Wayne either. The man who really destroyed the “cowboy way” was Theodore Roosevelt, America’s first and only real cowboy President (and incidentally, a gun enthusiast if there ever was one). Why? Because Teddy understood that the cowboy way had to die, so that the rest of civilization could prosper. He developed conservationism so that a portion of the West that he loved would be preserved, and he bullied anti-trust reform so that monopolies would never have too great of a control on the market. Oh, how we have backslided!
I hate to say it, but we NEED a government. A nation as large and as diverse as ours needs laws and regulations — to protect us from each other and to protect us from ourselves — especially when it comes to controlling the collective and individual economic welfare of each citizen. The only way humanity will ever be able to survive in anarchy or near-anarchy with equality, dignity, and liberty for all human beings is if we evolve into a species of altruists (beings who would die before hurting one another). A Libertarian government is a terrible misnomer, because it would result in the physical slavery of hundreds of millions.
I agree with the fiscally ultra-conservative crowd on very few issues, but I do agree that we need to have a balanced budget amendment added to the Constitution and that we need to get rid of the National Debt. I don’t believe that cutting costs across the board is the only way to go about doing that. We need a compassionate and creative solution to the grand economic crisis that threatens to crash down upon us, but I don’t think we yet have all of the tools to fix that particular problem.
Be good to yourselves, my friends. Don’t give in to the easy way out. It will only ever lead to more trouble.